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If I Didn't Have Her
Dana: We're two cute little girls who are joined at the hips. Debbie: Whatever she says, I'm collecting the tips. Dana: My name is Dana; the flower of the morn. Debbie: And my name is Debbie; I'm the star in a porn. Dana: We've been just like this since the day we were born, Debbie: And I think of her as the nastiest corn. Dana: We travel the world doing shows by the hour, Debbie: But the hardest thing to do is bend over in the shower. Chorus Together: Each moment we live, we do it together. Each day of our lives is filled with each other. Given the choice I don't know what we'd do? Dana: If I didn't have her Debbie: And I didn't have you. Dana: Our mother was so kind, in a gentle caring way. Debbie: That old fuckin' whore would sometimes do it without pay! Dana: My father was a hero, who died in the war. Debbie: While mine, they say, died of some kind of sore. Dana: To the market our mother would take us each day. Debbie: With grandiose hopes of giving us away. Dana: Each night before bed I sing a prayer for daddy. Debbie: While I'm thinkin' of ways to get fucked by my laddie! Chorus Together: Each moment we live, we do it together. Each day of our lives is filled with each other. Given the choice I don't know what we'd do? Dana: If I didn't have her Debbie: And I didn't have you. Dana: Please excuse my sister, she's just a little bit crass. Debbie: Would you believe such a lovely could pass such horrid gas? Dana: Can you remember the trouble at Grad? Debbie: Oh really. I didn't think that night in jail was so bad? Dana: You spiked the punch and served mushrooms hors d'oeuver. Debbie: Oh, and your pink chiffon Dress! Now that took some nerve! Dana: It was a night to remember you'd have to agree. Debbie: Can we get off this stage? Cause' I've really gotta pee! Chorus Together: Vv Blake
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